“ And we can tear up this rotten world together. Until there is no more evil, no more sadness, until there’s nothing left; We’ll break and smash and pound it into dust.

madoka kaname & homura akemi || official art

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*Note: This SCP was rejected as it was simply a description of a horse by someone who had never seen one before, besides which there is no reasonable cause to label one as “Keter” class.*


give me $17,000 to start shrekcon, a con dedicated to the ogrelord 

what if we just give you 17,000 onions

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You just created a potato golem to fight a dragon. He’s gonna get fried.


-rouge to artificer using a custom golem creating device that uses the most abundant material in range. In a potato store house.

No, no, the plan is clearly to ambush the dragon while it munches on its free baked potato…

i need to learn how to make gifs so that i can make a gif of Homura from the Rebellion Story falling off the cliff in the end for all of my melodramatic feel needs bye

^ GIMP works all right for making GIFs. If you actually want it to be smooth at all, you need to somehow manage to take screenshots of the video every half-second (or whatever the proper interval is) and try not to punch your computer screen out of frustration.

NEVER FRENCH KISS MUTANT POISONOUS BOA CONSTRICTORS! Really, that is underlined twice on the first page of the dwarven military manual… why do you need context?

Dashcon is bringing Tumblr together, just not in the way they intended.


A moment of silence for the attendees, who had no idea what they were getting into, never expected to be told a $65-per-ticket con needed $17,000 almost as soon as it started, and suffered the indignities of attempted bribes with hotel mints and extra hours in the ball pit.

We now resume mocking the organizers.

This got 14 more notes out of the blue. After days of inactivity.




can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

Nehhhh, if you want to hit them where it hurts, ask “how do we know you won’t just forget your duties at the sight of a pretty girl?” and “what guarantee do we have that you won’t abuse your powers to patch over your personal inadequacies?”

sexist male politicians take pride in supposed lack of emotionalism. pointless to try to hit them there. condescend to them on the points that are actual weaknesses in their value system. (if this post was serious, I mean…)

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Well, apparently part of the effect was that it turned off paranoia.

Meh. Now to reassure myself that I am really not going to suffer bad consequences from not self-criticizing frequently. Moderation, moderation. I’ll do better if I do that and then ACT on it, rather than getting immobilized with beating up on myself.

Then again, my brain gets a mild ominous feeling if I can’t find the right SOCKS, so admittedly I may really have overdone it on “intuitive”/paranoid thinking over the years. Something on which I should work…

On the bright side - holee sheet but I am typing fast! :D Maybe using my right-sides kind of thinking is going to be good for me after all…

Things to do: practice addressing myself in the first person during internal monologues.

Yes, I do usually address myself either as “you ” or “[my name]”. …It occurs to me that this isn’t productive. Not least because the ‘yelling at random person I met on a street corner’ style of self-address probably wouldn’t work on an actual random person I met on a street corner either.

…I come from a dysfunctional family. That’s my explanation, and I’m sticking to it. I do know a lot of these realizations are Captain Obvious territory for everyone else…